Last night might as well not have happened as far as knitting went. After putting together what would later be the most amazing roast I’ve ever cooked, I decided it was time to knit on my grey sweater. It’s a lovely top down cardigan from Vermont Fiber Designs. I love this designer because her stuff is really and truly plus size. Not those “Oh I’m so fat girls” but us really really big girls. The ones who see cute stuff and know that they better have good math skills if they want to knit it. This particular pattern goes up to a 7x for a finished size of a 72″ bust.
Anywho, back to my pain. I started this pattern in November, then found out I didn’t need the sweater ASAP as I thought I did so I put it on the back burner. I already had one oops under my belt starting this pattern. In the pattern I’d just finished knitting, which was from the UK, CO meant cast off. So when I was told to CO I blindly followed instructions for two rows before I thought it couldn’t possibly be right and looked at the abbreviations. Cast ON. Got it. At least I was only a few stitches in.
So last night I finished the back, which isn’t nearly as impressive as it sounds since you stop knitting the back on this sweater after you finish the armhole shaping.
I admit to not being one of those read ahead people. I’ve tried. I’ve read every word of a pattern and after a bit it all turns to mush in my head. I’ve got friends who can read a pattern and visualize it being knitted in their head. I’m not one of those types. Normally this isn’t a problem. I read each section and I do brilliantly. No really. I’ve got loads of knitting to prove it. Well, I don’t have it because its been for other people, but you get my point.
So as I’m doing the armhole shaping for the back I thought to myself that maybe I’d stop, cast on the fronts and then after the armhole shaping was done I’d join it all together to get rid of the side seams. I hate seaming. I refuse to knit any sleeve flat but that’s because the seam on my wrist annoys me to the ends of the world. I’ll do seams, just not on an arm. I decided that would be too much bother and that I really needed to get over this seaming thing so I continued with my armhole shaping. Then I saw that I was putting all of my back on some waste yarn (or in my case, capping my options cord and pulling out a new one) and starting the fronts. Fantastic! I don’t have to seam! But wait, there’s more. To start the front I picked up the stitches for the shoulder that I just did for the back. Another seam eliminated. VFD, I’m loving you more.
So I read over the next section a bit and started knitting. Then I got to the confusing part. I’m told to
continue in stockinette stitch working the armhole shaping as for back when the piece measures the same as for back to begin armhole shaping COMMA increase 1 stitch at the neck edge this row COMMA every 6 rows X times COMMA then every 4 rows X times COMMA
And that’s where I stopped. I didn’t notice that after that there was a comma. Yes. A comma. As any knitter worth their salt knows, you don’t stop reading until you hit a period. After that comma was this little tiny direction:
COMMA as follows: Work to last stitch, M1-L, k1.
So armhole shaping nearly complete I decide there must be more to read. Do I continue on? Do I stop the neck shaping which isn’t done yet and put this on waste yarn to do the left side? And I saw it. M1-L, K1. This little abbreviation means that I am to insert LH needle from front to back into strand between last stitch worked and next stitch, knit strand through the back loop and twist it. A slightly different increase than what I’ve been doing which is my standard increase as instructed by the amazing Elizabeth Zimmerman. It’s the increase I use when the way to increase isn’t defined. Ah, but it was defined. And it’s an increase that will lean. There’s one for the left side and one for the right side.
I sat there looking at the work I’d just done. I had to keep track of total rows knitted to know when to start the armhole shaping, then I’d had to track the rows of the armhole shaping to know when to change all while simultaneously keeping track of the neck shaping. It had been a painstaking and laborious process that I was so happy I only had to do one more time for the left side. Does it really matter that I didn’t do leaning increases?
Finally, I gave a sigh. In the end, it might not matter. I might be able to get by without having the leaning increases. But I’d always know. And I’d always wonder. Or even worse, I’d go on to complete the fronts and then when knitting the neck band find that this silly little missed instruction was intrigal to the whole neckline working out.
So I did the only thing I, as a Knitter, could do. I ripped it out. Back to those first 7 rows. Today, there is no picture. Just a pile of yarn waiting to be reknit. But I do have the satisfaction of knowing that this sweater will be knit correctly and that I’ve learned a very valuable lesson. No matter how many times you have to read and re-read and wrap your head around directions…don’t stop until you find that period!